Welcome to the Kelv wide web, my renowned repository of randomness. Things you may or may not have come here for include...
- Linux and open source stuff at Kelv's Programming Pages
- Read about Skunk Anansie at Kelv's Skunk Anansie Pages
- A plethora (yes Jefe!) of stuff for Brits in the USA
- Try my Benedict Cumberbatch Name Generator.
- Perhaps the Shakespearean Insult Generator.
- More jokes and silly stuff than you can shake a stick at.