Hello and welcome to the Kelv wide web, my renowned repository of randomness. I'm Kelv, and this is where I keep all my techie waffle, expat notes, and silly experiments. Hopefully you'll find something useful, or at least mildly amusing!
Brits in Oklahoma
Stuff for British expats living in the USA, specifically Oklahoma. Pubs, supermarkets, and general home comforts.
Techie Stuff
Linux, PHP, open source software fixes, and other bits and bobs I've encountered over the years.
Cumberbatch Mangler
Try my Benedict Cumberbatch Name Generator. It does exactly what you think it does. Completely silly and pointless.
Shakespearean Insults
The Shakespearean Insult Generator. If you ever wanted to insult someone like an Elizabethan gent, this is for you.
Skunk Anansie
In the 1990s (!) I set up a little Skunk Anansie site. It's still around. Check it out.
Links Elsewhere
Check out Dan's site over at x11.net. There's also wibble.co.uk, which is currently just displaying a teapot, but I'm holding out hope that the old jokes and silly stuff will return one day!