Welcome to the Kelv wide web, my renowned repository of randomness. Things you may or may not have come here for include...

• Linux and open source stuff at Kelv's Programming Pages
• Read about Skunk Anansie at Kelv's Skunk Anansie Pages
• A plethora (yes Jefe!) of stuff for Brits in the USA

• Try my Benedict Cumberbatch Name Generator.
• Perhaps the Shakespearean Insult Generator.

• More jokes and silly stuff than you can shake a stick at.