Welcome to the Kelv wide web, my renowned repository of randomness. Things you may or may not have come here for include...

• Linux and open source stuff at Kelv's Programming Pages
• Read about Skunk Anansie at Kelv's Skunk Anansie Pages
• A plethora (yes Jefe!) of stuff for Brits in the USA

Silliness..

• Try my Shakespearean Insult Generator.
• My observations while driving in Oklahoma (13/11/2003)

Worthy links elsewhere...

• More jokes and silly stuff than you can shake a stick at.